Great Grandmother

justjosh24:

gave me an envelope with nothing in it.

Not sure if her mind is slipping or she really doesn’t like me.

update: my brother’s envelope is also empty…

however my sister’s contains a $5 bill.

clearly, someone is favored over the rest.

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Great Grandmother

gave me an envelope with nothing in it.

Not sure if her mind is slipping or she really doesn’t like me.

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fuckery at it’s truuuuest
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